Song Review:: Cortis: GREENGREEN- TNT

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  • Release date: 2026 May 04
  • Album tracklist: TNT, REDRED, ACAI, YOUNGCREATORCREW, Wassup, Blue Lips
  • Album runtime: 16 minutes

 So many capital letters from these guys. As a side note, I was deeply amused by James's valid crash out over the new-and-false version of the alphabet song. Fun fact, the ememememoh problem kids can have is easily fixed by instead singing it to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star until they get it, and then switching to the correct version. We didn't need a new version. I don't know what role James takes in the group, not a clue, but I have a feeling that this may take up some of their next album, HYBE permitting. Speaking of HYBE, two-minute title track.

Alright. This had better have something big if this is going to be two-minutes long. And, it doesn't. The instrumental goes nowhere. It sounds nice. But it just is there and it fades into the background so fast that I'm wildly disappointed. I didn't even notice that it disappeared when I listened to it the first time for this section.

The artistic autotune is strong with this song, but not so much so that it wipes out any intelligibility. That's good. But there's so much repetition in the two minutes of song that I'm just frustrated. There is no texture change. We get a pitch change, which was nice, but it doesn't alter the fabric of the song, you know? They continue to be hit and miss. It's fine.

Their music videos are all quite charming in a self-made kind of way. I'm kind of down with this being a zombie concept, so that's fun, but at the same time, I love the clapback at the sasaengs. Fully supporting this from the kids. You go, Cortis. I'm also down for that very long list of credits at the end.

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